Smombie

Smombie, noun: A person walking around unaware of his or her surroundings entirely absorbed in their smart-phone.

Did you just see that smombie walking into the glass-door?

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Deach

Deach: (dEch) n. 1. A rich jerk with a heart of gold 2. Santa Claus' Filipino cousin. v. -ed, -ing 1. To give ukuleles selflessly while maintaining an air of snarkiness.

OMG, I got deached!

c'mon, deach me please!

Who is Deach?

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