xanax lisp

a temporary speech impairment experienced by bar tards while on Xanax or until they sober up.
a xanax lisp usually includes the inability to pronounce words with s.

Susan: "We had to send Jimmy to speech class because he started getting a lisp."
Johnny: "He didn't really have a lisp, it was just a Xanax lisp because Jimmy's a bartard."
Jimmy: "Guy'th, I don't have a li'th'p. I've just been poppin' xan'th' before work everyday."

Stale-breath

When you're chewing gum for so long that it loses it's taste and starts to make your breath stale.

"I was going to goto the dance with Jimmy but he had such stale-breath that I cringed and I declined his invitation."