Shag & Shave

It's where you have a quick shag with your significant other, then give them a haircut afterwards.

"Shag & Shave, where you shag and then have a haircut" 1 hour later" "That was a nice bit of anal there Sophie" "Yeh I agree" said Steven, now what about that haircut" "Short back and sides? ;)

Leaky Ceiling

When a woman is hitting climax with no stimulation other than visual. So she then tries closing the flaps to reduce the outtake. It then drops and dribbles out, becoming a "leaky ceiling"

"Oh shit, not again" "But he's so fit" "I should try close it up" "Oh no its going all over!" "It's like a leaky ceiling!"