Mediterranean

The sea located between Southern Europe and Northern Africa, connected to the Atlantic Ocean. Literally the only place where summer should be spent.

Colton: Yoo cousin Constance, I’m flying to the Caribbean next week on papa’s gulfstream, wanna come?
Constance: the Caribbean? No no no. Colton, it’s June. Why would you go anywhere but the Mediterranean?

God fearing

A term used by stupid people who think that living in fear of eternal torture is right and that living life for themselves is wrong.

“Why would a god fearing person like me take advice from a godless freak like you that worships himself and not the creator?”

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