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Elf

An overworked slave owned by santa.

Can also be used as a sex slave if Mrs Claus isn't around

Did you get the new iphone 8elf...?

by Halecheeze December 24, 2016


Liar

All the people who post shit about them or their friends cause they think they'll fit in

Half the people who define things are liars

by Halecheeze December 25, 2016

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