Someone who consumes data in a compulsive and insane way.
We set up a BI program only to satisfy a few data gobblers!
The feeling of being raped up the ass you have after delivering a huge turd.
Oh man, I've just been turdraped in the toilette!
The spontaneous journey of an aussie through the wilderness of an unknown place, with the horrible craving for a clean toilette to release the massive turd that pushes to get out.
-Did you enjoy the visit to the Royal Gardens mate?
-That was a fucking turdabout for two hours man!
A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).
-Simon is a shower jacker!
-Yuck, thanks for putting that image in my mind you fuck!
Is the collection of reflected sounds from the burps of colleagues in an enclosure, specially in an office environment.
-The reburpberation from dudes like Ben is a rather undesirable property in an open plan office like this.
-Agree, the guy keeps drinking that Herbalife shit!
Having a bondage sex activity with oneself whilst browsing kinky porn.
-Man I joined an orgy party last night...
John, the closest you've been to an orgy is the broadbondage session you had watching xvideos last Friday night.
When, after a huge urge to have a dump you deliver a midget turd.
I ate so much last night and yet this morning I just had a low pro poo.