one-way text

One-Way Text (n.)
1. A text message not requiring a reply.
2. A frustrating thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word.
3. An annoying thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word--and you don't have unlimited text messaging.
4. Something that makes you want to strangle someone.
5. An indication that the sender is either tired, pissed at you, hates texting, or is just a stupid dumbass.
6. Something you do when people piss you off and you don't want to talk to them.

"You going to the movie tonight?"
"yep"

"So I totally bought an iPod today"
"cool"

"John keeps replying to my messages in one-way texts. Will you please find out if he's mad at me?"

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1337sp33k

1337sp33k (n.)

1. The language in which n00bs communicate with each other.
2. A language that uses numbers and abbreviations, because apparently they are easier to type.
3. A variation of "LeetSpeek" which is a variation of "EliteSpeak" which originated when n00bs started taking over the internet and believed themselves to be "elite" or superior to those who do not speak with numbers or talk like retards.

"That n00b keeps talking to me in 1337sp33k."
"Kick his ass."

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