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When a girl is at the grocery store to buy bananas and out of nowhere a guy comes and shoves the banana into her vagina
I was in the store yesterday and I got the best luscious banana from the janitor.
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When a man and a woman have just gotten out of the pool and they decide to have sex but his dick got wet in the pool so it is slimy
When we were at the rich kid's pool skinny dipping we were going to fuck on their patio table but he had a slimy potato so he fingered me with a pickle instead.