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boobs

The things women use to attract the wrong kind of attention and then get mad at guys when they get exactly what they set out for.

Sue was out clubbing with the girls wearing the tightest, lowest, tank top she could find. Then she complained after that all the guys there were animals because all they did was stare at her boobs.

by Halie_B October 8, 2009

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Man Whore

A man who claims that having sex with women outside of his "monogamous" relationship is not cheating because it is just "physical".

She says: "Hey, aren't you married .. I can't have sex with you .. that would be cheating."

He says: "Not at all .. it is just physical .. It is only cheating when it is emotional .. and I don't love you."

She says: "OM .. fricken G .. what a man whore .. Later loser .."

by Halie_B October 8, 2009

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