Chad

Noun. Most often a male, and largely nocturnal, Chads can seldom be seen during the daylight hours except to attend work and sometimes eat. Their main diets consist of meat and potatoes. Chads can also be identified by their love for video games and all things related. They also enjoy science fiction books, manga, online comics, and sex. These are items that are essential to attracting and maintaining a healthy, happy Chad. However, When a Chad is enthralled in a video game or book, it is almost impossible to achieve and maintain his attention. Chads are also infamous for their laziness and immaturity.

Despite their drawbacks, Chads are lovable, easy to talk to, great cooks, and considerate lovers. When the mood strikes them, they can also be quite generous, thoughtful, witty and humorous. In physical appearance, Chads often sport glasses, side burns, and dark clothing. They are short yet somewhat burly in stature and quite fuzzy. Ironically, these features can make Chads great at cuddling. Although Chads are notorious lay-abouts, once they are coaxed into work, they do so with great efficiency and enthusiasm.

Chads are invariable attracted to Cassandras, who may or may not reject their awkward yet oddly charming advances.

He stayed up all night playing Star Trek Online? He's such a Chad!

Stop being Chad-like and take out the garbage!

His artless yet amiable attempts at wooing the girl were quite Chaddish.

The ursine creature was somewhat Chaddish in manner.

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