Boo Hiss

When something has gone wrong, is very bad or most disagreeable.

"I got caught with the vicar's wife again Alex."
"Oh Boo Hiss."

"I have Aids."
"That is mucho Boo Hiss!"

"And United have scored!!"
"Boo!!!! Hiss!!!!"

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Kronenbird

A women, who from behind appears to have the hot body of a 16 year old, but when seen from the front has a face of a 64 year old. Derived from the famous beer 'Kronenberg 1664'.

"I was stood at the bus stop mate, and I saw a proper Kronenbird stood there."

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thunderdump

The act of defecation, where the person has been waiting for a long time and the result is an inordinately large and powerful session on the crapper. It could possibly break the bowl.

"Jeez Jonny. I just took a thunderdump. They'll hear that in china."

"That thunderdump ruptured something inside I tell ya mate."

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Mission Impissable

The act of knowing you are so drunk you can't make it to the toilet but trying anyway...

Pisshead #1 - "Where are you going? You can hardly walk."

Pisshead #2 - I'm goish to ze toilletsh."

Pisshead #1 - "Dude, that's Mission Impissable."

Pisshead #2 - "Ghhahrasdkjshshs."

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