safety pants

Tight lycra shorts that girls wear under skirts and dresses so that if the wind picks up nobody can see their undies.

I was on my bike and the wind picked up my skirt! Luckily I always wear my safety pants so nobody saw my knickers.

Murrays

An Australian slang term to describe the scrotum.

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"OHH, HE GOT KICKED IN THE MURRAYS