Dairy Queen

A gay man is made a Dairy Queen when a man (or men) ejaculate sperm into a small circle on his head, eventually resembling a crown.

Derek shivered in anticipation as his friends carefully made him a Dairy Queen which only the strongest of shampoos could ever take away from him.

buffet-style

Spending time sampling all areas of a person rather than just one.

John's wife was delighted he decided to go full buffet-style on her rather than just plain old cunnilingus

Fishing

When a man has his penis (erect if possible) in anothers mouth and then attempts to lift the person up like their penis is a fishing rod and they just hooked an aggressive tuna.

Andrew’s wife was willing to be tea-bagged but drew the line at “going fishing”.

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