A definition of a Jakob Jensen.
The typical fuckboy on big boats, sailing from shore to shore, getting the STDâs.
âOh you are such a skvat!â
âWell Im not Jakob Jensen, so i canât be!â
When you are taking your girl in doggystyle, then gently try to sneak it into the poo factory, but she will notice. She will then turn her head and mumble the same noice as a dolphin. âEh eh, eh eh, eh ehâ.
Guy: I tried to fuck her in the butt, but i ended up with the dolphin...
Guy: Daaaaamn... I feel you bro.