wankabout

A short period of wandering bush life engaged in by an Australian aborigine as an occasional interruption of regular work...but with more jerking and less bush.

John was determined to go on wankabout but he was a cripple and his gear no longer worked, rendering the trip absolutely meaningless. The tour company paid for his return trip to Sydney

Asscrakis

A desert planet in the porn version of Dune, based on Arrakis.

Asscrakis ... Dune ... home of the “spice”, land of giant “worms”…insert porno music

trick shit

A trick shit is a shit dumped on a table (or other suitable location), which seems unlikely or impossible or requires significant skill. Like trick shots in billiards but with poop.

We were without a billiards table for the weekend so we entertained ourselves by taking trick shit dumps off the local fire tower and trying to hit targets below.