Twilight-Muffin

Twilight muffins are these really nasty muffins the muffinman bakes. They were originally designed to poison kings or queens whenever the plebians became upset. Now they are just used to make people think stalking is a form of admiration.

"Tom became such a Twilight-Muffin when she started stalking that new girl in class"

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