West Virginia Reach Around

When you come up behind your cousin and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while sliding your hand down the inside front of her jeans.

My favorite holiday tradition at the family gathering is the West Virginia reach around.

Weeting

Weeting is the term used when watching the neighbors from your bedroom window while jerking off.

If the neighbor lady only knew that I was Weeting to her as she bends over in the garden, maybe she’d be enticed to swallow my load.