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When Someone pokes you on Facebook enough times that they possibly reached some weird Orgasm, Or euphoric state by jabbing their dirty minded greasy fingers into your cyber hot box!
Hey guy, I'm gonna get home & make sure Jamie gets Facebanged! She is so hot. Reality tells me that I'm not good enough for her in society! But Facebook lets me shove things in her you wouldn't believe! Last night I fucked her with the remote for the TV!
A girl or woman that drags her teeth down the shaft of your sausage! Usually a super annoying immature girl who you just invite over because she lets you dump your nuts in her box! Often! Typically only good for pumping semen into her various holes. 'She ain't picky'! Because when it comes to her going down on you, She'll put more marks on your "lil-man" than a cheese grater would to a block of parmesan! The second most worthless individual in the history of people! A dumb enough girl to not quite get the fact that when her teeth slide down the shaft of your rod, it is an unpleasant feeling for the guy!But yet you keep her on as a call girl, so to speak, She would do anything for you! Devotion is her strongest quality, She is everything in a lover you could ever ask for, Except she never learned the art of head!
Wow, Clara went down on me last week, who'd of known she's such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker, It felt like I stuck my cock in a professional grade meat grinder! & she turned it on & walked off! Such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker!
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Retarded, a bit slow, One who rode the "short bus" in grade school, but not always the case! Can also refer to a person or situation where one of the parties did\said something so stupid that it completely out of character for that person!
Did you see Sarah, she didn't even look behind her as she backed up into that new Mercedes? Is she Fucking We-Tawd-ed?
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