Kathy with a K

They type of Kathy that tries to re-0live her youth through her 19 year old co-workers at applebee’s. Kathy refuses to accept that she’s not cool anymore, and learns all the hip lingo from her fellow server friends. Kathy trolls the internet for the latest dance crazes and tries to show them to the teenagers because she “used to dance for 20 years” although she is sore for the rest of the week. She cusses at 12 year olds in an effort to be cool, and smokes pall malls.

Caleb “Kathy with a K thinks she’s so cool.”

Danielle “shut up. Kathy is my spirit animal.”

Back draft

When you’re getting your ass eaten doggy style and you fart into your partners mouth.

Bryan: I’d like to discuss what happened last night after that steamy episode of Grey’s Anatomy.”
Steve: “sorry, If I caught you off guard when you were rimming my behind. There’s nothing worse than back draft on a first date.”

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Thomas Jay’d

Getting stung to the point of death by a pile of bees.

There’s a bee hive over there. Are you allergic to bees?

No bro. What about anybody else? I don’t want y’all to get Thomas Jay’d.

Chimney sweeper

When you put a tutu on your pet hamster to lure him/her into your anal canal to take care of the ass itch.

C’mon Hammy, burrow! Burrow! Deeper! You’re the best chimney sweeper!

Wildly mediocre

A common working dad and husband that lives a mundane life yet has a wild side. The jack of all trades. He is able to provide for his family, memorize every episode of house wives he has watched with his wife, yet be able to kill das boot in .06 seconds. While he enjoys teaching his toddler to catch a football, he also enjoys doing rails off urinals, telling everyone he’s German, and providing enough 10% ABV beers to a family reunion to get everyone drunk enough to tolerate him singing “Mr. Brightside” during karaoke time.

Katie “wow I’m feeling pretty buzzed. I only drank one of those beers that white collar dude gave me and I feel like fighting a bear.”

Jake “ That’s not your typical white collar dude. Sure, he’s got a tie on and that’s his wife and kid, but he just me when they leave He’s driving to Toledo to go to an underground midget fight club and he’s got money on the one he’s been selling the juice to. I’d steal clear, that guy is wildly mediocre.

Cuck

Donald Trump

“Did you watch our president speak about the new immigration laws?”
“Oh you mean that cuck?”

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Knobber Nugget

When an individual is giving their partner head in the sixty-nine position and all of a sudden they see a dingle berry.

Brad “Why did you get up and stop?”
Shelly “I was into it until I saw your knobber nugget. Now get up and wash your ass.”