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Reap over

When such an amount of people die that the bodies need to be contained in mass graves, a group of 4 of these graves is called a reap over

“Grim was having trouble meeting satan’s New quota, so he enforced Reap overs for 50% of Europe with his new ‘plague helpers’”

by Handof October 16, 2018


Defrepeation

When you think you’re being original with urban dictionary and realize you are a repeat definition. Some people that try to chase full originality and end up unpublishing their definition.

“I realized I was the 17th defrepeation of rural dictionary, so I unpublished it”

by Handof October 17, 2018


Orange Bath

The action of giving someone/thing such a large amount of spray-tan that people question if you bathed them in the stuff

“look at Sandra, she’s taken an orange bath”

by Handof October 16, 2018


E

A lttr that th board of ducation dosn’t car about whn grading bcaus thy don’t know how th alphabt works

“Oh boy, I sur hop that th school will finally add E.”

by Handof October 17, 2018

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The Lasenium

A book containing all known uses for lasers. Please read with caution as people have blinded themselves with laser pointers after the section on LASIK.

“I feel bored, let’s open the lasenium! Oh my god! I had no fucking idea that lasers fixed vision.”

by Handof October 17, 2018


Brain Gooping

When you have so much shit on your brain that you dump the dumpster fire into another website so you can have the clarity to be more mad at your issues than normal

“So I made this shitty pun and it was staying in my head and distracting me from my anger, so I did a good old Brain Gooping and now I’m better.”

by Handof October 17, 2018


Dramatica

That feeling in the air where you know something is being overplayed and you can’t tell for sure whether it’s for attention or extreme natural bitchness. Typically high dramatica can only be made by celebrities. Medium is made by that bitchy popular kid (you know the one). Low is made by a parent after a hard day. And Negative is made by genuine comfort or a nice pet.

The sentence below has been given dramatica to show the effect on the bitching and moaning it may give.

“I swear, Bryan, Ryan is making so much dramatica with all his Lyin, and i’m LITERALLY Dyin”

by Handof October 17, 2018