A book containing all known uses for lasers. Please read with caution as people have blinded themselves with laser pointers after the section on LASIK.
âI feel bored, letâs open the lasenium! Oh my god! I had no fucking idea that lasers fixed vision.â
That feeling in the air where you know something is being overplayed and you canât tell for sure whether itâs for attention or extreme natural bitchness. Typically high dramatica can only be made by celebrities. Medium is made by that bitchy popular kid (you know the one). Low is made by a parent after a hard day. And Negative is made by genuine comfort or a nice pet.
The sentence below has been given dramatica to show the effect on the bitching and moaning it may give.
âI swear, Bryan, Ryan is making so much dramatica with all his Lyin, and iâm LITERALLY Dyinâ
The action of giving someone/thing such a large amount of spray-tan that people question if you bathed them in the stuff
âlook at Sandra, sheâs taken an orange bathâ
When such an amount of people die that the bodies need to be contained in mass graves, a group of 4 of these graves is called a reap over
âGrim was having trouble meeting satanâs New quota, so he enforced Reap overs for 50% of Europe with his new âplague helpersââ
When you think youâre being original with urban dictionary and realize you are a repeat definition. Some people that try to chase full originality and end up unpublishing their definition.
âI realized I was the 17th defrepeation of rural dictionary, so I unpublished itâ
When you have so much shit on your brain that you dump the dumpster fire into another website so you can have the clarity to be more mad at your issues than normal
âSo I made this shitty pun and it was staying in my head and distracting me from my anger, so I did a good old Brain Gooping and now Iâm better.â
A lttr that th board of ducation dosnât car about whn grading bcaus thy donât know how th alphabt works
âOh boy, I sur hop that th school will finally add E.â
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