turtle

smearing poop all over your back

moron: why r u coved in poop?
me: I turtled

Dr. Ligma

Also known as Dr. P.Ness, (it was his moms idea) he is a “doctor” who people on YouTube hire to make sexual jokes

“Dr. Ligma should be president” -every sane person who has heard of him

Sceptile

A super cool dude that is bald

Person 1:FRIKIN GYARADOS IM BALD
Person 2:you can still become a sceptile

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Senpai

Senpai actually just means someone in a higher grade than you, so don’t say “notice me senpai”

(Candace):may you please help me with my math homework Wilma-Senpai
(Wilma):Sure!

Stomach

The biggest nuance ever, it likes to growl and give you nausea + it wants to kill you + the stomach hates some food for no reason.

(Girl 1): *stomach growls*
(Girl 2): hahaha

(Girl 1): I HATE YOU STOMACH

Ligma

That disease that took over the world in 2020-2022

Back in 2020:
Person a:during the ligma pandemic, I have to stay home and be bored
Person b:f*** ligma, I’m going to throw a party

appletun

A cute little apple pie dragon

(Trainer): Here applin, take a sweet apple
(Applin):*evolves into appletun*
(Trainer): Aww, Appletun is so cute

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