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Autocorrectly

When the autocorrect function of a smartphone or computer continually autocorrects a word despite multiple attempts, disallowing the user to spell the word the way he/she wants, it's spelled autocorrectly

I try to say "fucking" all the time on text, my stupid phone insists on spelling it autocorrectly "ducking"

by HandsomeHair June 3, 2015


Dogcytocin

The “love” horomone released when a person cuddles with a dog. Similar to Oxytocin, which comes from human contact.

Women, after divorce, often find that dogcytocin is just as pleasant and is often preferable to oxytocin, due to the lack of negative side effects.

by HandsomeHair January 4, 2024


Dogcytocin

The “love” horomone released when cuddling with a dog. Similar to Oxcytocin, which comes from human contact.

Women, after divorce, often prefer the company of their dogs to men, because dogcytocin has fewer negative effects than oxytocin.

by HandsomeHair January 4, 2024


Text soaked

A relationship based solely on text messages to the extent that in-person interaction is awkward. Common in online dating situations.

We texted everyday for two weeks, she was flirty and funny, we got along great, but we tried meeting in person we were all text soaked. It was weird and awkward trying to talk

by HandsomeHair July 1, 2015

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Autocorrect license

A reader understanding the meaning of words in a text message despite autocorrect having changed them from what the sender intended, precluding the need for clarification.

There's no need to send another text saying

"*fucking" Mike, I know and give autocorrect license when you say "my ducking brother is late again"

by HandsomeHair June 3, 2015

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Autocorrect license

A reader understanding the meaning of words in a text message despite autocorrect having changed them from what the sender intended, precluding the need for clarification.

There's no need to send another text saying

"*fucking" Mike, I know and give autocorrect license when you say "my ducking brother is late again"

by HandsomeHair June 3, 2015

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