Boyle's Syndrome

Mental and Physical breakdown following the failure to win a much-hyped reality talent show.

eg. Susan Boyle on 'Britain's got Talent.

Andy: Did you see that Big Brother has-been freakout in Wallmart yesterday?

Tom: Yeah ... Boyle's Syndrome again .. he'll be in a psych ward come Christmas.

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popadopt

Using celebrity status to pick a child at will (usually from a third-world country) to add to your own brood, regardless of particular laws or customs.

ie. Madge and Mercy Jones

Brad: Did you see that Nigerian kid on the Famine Relief Concert footage last nite? Amazing eyes. A real cutie.

Jasmine: I hear he's up for popadoption, but Brangelina missed the boat. Mia Farrow's reasserting her Queen Mother status.

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