When all five fingers are either in the ass or the vagina (but not both, unless you are going for the double)and the person moves his/her hand in a rapid wiggling motion.
Last night I gave Hannah the ol' earthquake until she was loose like a senior citizen
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An operation that removes the taint of a woman to merge two holes into one. Highly not recommended.
My girl got a taintectomy so my huge dick could fit
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When you have to take a massive dump thats approximately one half of your initial body mass
After that TacoBell marathon, you couldn't crap for days, and then on Thursday, you had to go clone yourself!
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