Snail Trail

The trail left behind after a member of society with the X and Y chromosomes drags his balls across any surface promptly leaving a trail of grease
The grease could be as gross as ball sweat or as harmless as water

Jill: Erika did you hear about what happened to Mary!

Erika: Yeah, I did while she was passed out the guys got together and left a massive Snail Trail across her face

Jill: Ugh, the guys are so immature this is why i have a dildo.

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Sexthargic

That feeling when you have no energy to spare except for the act of having dirty greesy sex

Pete said he was feeling sexthargic today so the only thing he'll get out of bed for is some poon

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