somethink

(Australian) Something. Used by bogans. Sign of Mental deficiency.

"youse wanna go down the street or somethink"

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her

When used in lyrics by artists with known drug habits/addictions - her will undoubtedly be interpreted by shallow moron fans as a reference to heroin. See Elliot Smith, Alice in Chains if you don't believe.

"'everything Reminds me of Her' is obviously referring to Heroin - Fan-Missing-Chromosome-18"

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youse

(Australian) Of Bogan origins.
Plural of You. Referring to a more that one person. The pinnacle of ignorant grammar.

Non-bogans think this term is hilarious, especially when used by a bogan or by another non-bogan imitating a bogan.

Bogans can't spell this word, known variations are: Yous, You's (the reason for apostrophe usage is yet to be discovered depite teams of scholars devoting their efforts)

"what're youse guys doin' youse wanna get some beers of somethink?"

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emo glasses

Glasses with thick black frames, worn by people that don't actually need glasses, Make Skinny girls look hot in a hot-librarian-loves-the-cock kind of way. Makes fat girls think they look like hot Librarians when they actually look more like Ugly-bitter-librarian- feigning-originality-with-ugly-glasses. Emo Glasses Help skinny boys turn their skinnyness into a "thing" and subsequently gets them laid. Makes Fat boys look like Drew Carey.

"the hot one with the emoglasses next to the fat bitch in the emo glasses"

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moggie

What Cat Enthusiasts* call Cats in a vain attempt to humanize them.

*Lonely lonely people, a cat cannot fill the void. Admit it, you want a child.

"I don't even want children, my Moggies and I are perfectly happy, sure I cry a lot, and i hate when people talk about marriage, but I'm happy with myself and that's all that matters"

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