dabloop

The sound made when a medium sized turd hits water.

(sound of a person straining... a brief pause.. ) dabloop!

splaush

The sound made when a normal turd hits water.

(sound of a person breathing a bit abnormally... a brief pause.. ) splaush!

plople

The sound made when a curved turd hits water.

(sound of a person breathing a bit heavily... a brief pause.. ) plople!

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bloop

The sound made when a narrow turd hits water.

(sound of a person breathing a bit heavily... a brief pause.. ) bloop!

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Befuckery

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.

This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!

'F' for effort

Not quite up to the standards of 'E' for effort. Sarcastic comment or insult. A person hearing it may reply "Didn't you mean 'E' for effort?" You may or may not want to respond "No."

Well, wasn't that special. I give you an 'F' for effort.

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kabloop

The sound made when a medium-large sized turd hits water.

(sound of a person straining a bit more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloop!

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