Facebook Mobile

A cellphone application that should be called "walk and stalk"

My stalker friend uses Facebook Mobile to spy on a bunch of girls...perv

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Facebook

The second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k.

A: Hey did u know the word Facebook is the second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k?

B: What's the first?

A: *troll face*

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The Final Shot

The act of when a man pees; as he's finishing up he uses that bit of energy to get the last drops out...but when doing so he misses the water and the urine hits somewhere else.

A: Dude, I'm gonna take a piss.

B: Make sure you aim for the water this time.

A: Nah, it's the last time I used The Final Shot

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