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Grammaphobia

An irrational fear of proper grammar, punctuation, and/or spelling in written or spoken language.

Jane's grammaphobia prevented her from proofreading her essay, as the sight of perfectly structured sentences caused her immense anxiety.

by HappyCleaner82 June 5, 2023


Jqxza

A completely made-up word designed to mess with people during a game of Urban Dictionary Scrabble. It has no meaning, no pronunciation, and no real use other than to frustrate people when they try to look it up, only to find out it's just a trap to waste their time. Congratulations, you just got "Jqxza’d”!

A good way to memorize this “word” is that it is all 4 8+ value tiles back to back in alphabetical order, followed by an A.

“I play Jqxza for 54 points!”
“That’s not a real word, even in Urban Dictionary Scrabble!”
“Oh yeah? Look it up?”
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024


barlosexual

A term used to describe an individual who exhibits sexual interest or behavior towards bees or those who identify as bees. The derogatory term for those who identify as such is a “kaan.”

Despite many odd looks and questions from her peers, Lily remained firm in her barlosexual identity, finding attraction in bees only.

by HappyCleaner82 October 3, 2023


Mundubu effect

The phenomenon of someone looking a term up when they don’t know what it means to make it look like they are of higher intelligence than they actually are.

Person 1: “You will fall victim to the Mundubu effect in 30 seconds.”
Oblivious Person: *looks up Mundubu effect in order to act like they’re smarter than they actually are*

Oblivious Person: Screw you.

by HappyCleaner82 September 3, 2022


Alarm Button

A metaphorical or literal button that sends you into full panic mode. Whether it's waking you up at an ungodly hour, triggering anxiety in stressful situations, or being the last resort in a crisis—pressing the "alarm button" means it's time to freak out or act fast. Often associated with early mornings, deadlines, and life's unexpected curveballs.

I hit the alarm button when I realized my 50-word essay was due in an hour. I’m such a slow typer!

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024


2145

A simultaneous cocktail of shit, piss, and jizz explosively ejected upon one's partner during an outrageously raunchy orgy, usually as a result of excessive laughter or surprise.

Dude, last night was wild. I accidentally 2145'd all over Stacy when Tom fell off the bed in the middle of our sexcapade!

by HappyCleaner82 June 5, 2023


Elonoma

A condition resulting in the extreme thinning of the skin. This severe condition renders the subject unable to cope with criticism or ridicule of any nature. Side effects include: pettiness, decreased wit, hypocrisy, biases, pasty skin, and the need to act out bad puns in real life. The condition can be triggered by the sudden loss of wealth, the realization that people only like you for your money, and terrible business decisions.

Breaking News: Former president Donald Trump has developed a bad case of Elonoma! He has been ordered to consult a mental health physician and self-isolate from online activities immediately.

by HappyCleaner82 December 18, 2022