Acrapella

When someone is singing without any music in the background, but it sounds so terrible.

Guy #1: Have you heard her singing voice?
Guy #2: Yeah, foget acapella, that's what I call acrapella!

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Wit

Smart sense of humour, quick and abrupt.

Example...

Guy: Man, that guy is so full of wit.
Girl: Yeah, maybe you should take a few pointers.
(Guy stares at girl blankly.)

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Past

Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...

Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.

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Old Face

Can be two things; either an elderly man/woman, or a person who has aged so much for their age they HAVE an old face...
OR...
Someone you have not seen in a while.

1) The man's old face demonstrated his wisdom and long life.
2) He is only in his late thirties, but after his wild lifestyle he has a pretty old face.
3) Hey Suzy! It's been what, 5 years? It's nice to see an old face again!

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