Past

Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...

Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.

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Past

Something eventually forgotten.

Forget the past and look to the future.

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Past

Past is the best fortnite player. Very cute. And the best possible boyfriend for anyone. A very loyal friend that has a big dick. Very good at every thing he does. And can pull anybody. And is funny as fuck.

Oh m god past is so fucking funny

i know and hes so good at fortnite

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pasting

When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.

Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"

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pasted

Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.

I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.

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pasting

Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.

Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.

My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.

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pasting

serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.

Mark: Man, I got so high yesterday.
Steve: Oh, no, you weren't pasting again, were you?

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