crispy

adj. To be vibrant and lively, esp. for describing the elderly as such.

Virgil, an amazing 86 years old, is still working for my dad, and his mind is as clear as ever

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lara lee hood

a very attractive female with nice, large hips.

lara lee hood is so beautiful.

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urbandictionary.com

verb: to idiotically look up the definition of the source in which you are looking up definitions.

noun: 1. a man dressed in drag. 2. the website urbandictionary.com

that urbandictionary.com urbandictionary.com'd on urbandictionary.com !

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couchable

adj.
having qualitites conducive to gettting fucked on a couch.

Damn, that girl is definitely couchable!
Word, bro! I bet she would make you reach 8-X=P~!

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cheerleader

spoiled-rotten rich kid who thinks she should get anything she wants.

Is it just me, or are cheerleaders getting uglier every year at this school?

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "im not spoiled and ur a jerk! ur probaly just saying that because you can't get a cheerleader to talk to you!"

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horny pull

the occurence of a erection causing the foreskin to automatically retract.

Because Erin Stidham gave me head, I nearly reached 8-X=P~. (To learn more about 8-X=P~, visit www.madcowworld.com ) And because her head-giving ability is so powerful, I got a big erection, and subsequently a horny pull.

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regis philbin

noun 1. the person regis philbin
verb 1. to innocently kill a puppy while playing the spoons

regis philbin was aquitted on all charges of regis philbin.

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