One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.
normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
An absolute chad of an ifunny user. Everybody who dislikes him has stage 4 gay.
Dave-"Did you hear about the guy who didn't like Happylad"
Stew-"Yeah! He caught gay and died"