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A game played on long car journeys. The aim is to spot fat men on motorcycles.
Once you spot one, you shout out 'Fat man on a Motorbike'.
This game can pass time, and winning can be very satisfying.
Joe: 'FAT MAN ON A MOTORBIKE!'
Darren: 'Yass! Let's start a new round.. cannot wait!'
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Kid: 'But I can't be fucked going on a 2 hour car journey to see a wretched old shrivel in a hospital bed!'
Dad: 'Quit whining. Play fat man on a motorbike with Garry or something. And don't talk shit about my maw.
Quite possibly the longest day in the Gregorian calendar.
Christmas Eve; 'twas treacherous last year. Felt like an eternity.
- An excerpt from William Shakespear's diary.
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A repfag is somebody who really cares about their reputation online.
Wither it be a Youtube account, facebook, Xbox Live, Steam etc. repfags will take hissy fits if somebody accidentally, or deliberately, uses their account.
Guy 1 - "Hey, I'm just going to go on steam for a moment."
Guy 2 - "NO NO! NOT ON MY ACCOUNT!"
Guy 1 - "Why not?"
Guy 2 - "BECAUSE I HAVE A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD!"
Guy 1 - "You are such a repfag..."
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The pirate equivalent of the word 'awesome'.
Blackbeard was noted using this word before he died.
"Do yee have any lemons for me scurvy?"
"Arr I do, hows the scurvy anyway?"
"Not too arresome to be honest."