dream virgin

1) Someone who has never had sex in their dreams.

2) Someone who, because they are married and would feel guilty, always stops just short of doing it in their dreams.

Well, I was dreaming that I was in this hotel room making out with a smoking hot girl, but I couldn't go through with giving it to her because I'm married and in my dream think "I can't cheat on my wife"! This happens every time I get close to having sex in my dreams, thus I am, unfortunately, a dream virgin.

schwing

The act of subtly cutting off a car that is trying to pass. Usually on a highway, you close the gap between a slow car in the right lane and your car (in the left lane) so as to not allow the faster car in the right lane to pass. You do this as many times as possible, trying to look like your not trying to do it, eventually sending the other driver into a fit of road rage.

This asshole in a BMW was in a big hurry, so I decided to schwing him for a few miles. He finally passed me using the shoulder of the highway while giving me the finger.

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