cody messenger

the act of destroying an entire civilisation with copious amounts of gunpowder and illegal firearms while watch itadaki seiki.

cody: *exists*

hagroinal: love you cody messenger
cody: (destroys school whilst ahaego facing)

Drew

My boyfriend- hagroinal

Hagroinal: hi drew 😍 I love you!
Drew: i love you too xxx

derren

tubby little fella.
pulls all the women.

goth woman: OMG IS THAT DERREN!?
derren: hey shawty u bad asf

Harry

Harry is the most handsome and muscular man you will ever see, he is 6 foot tall and weighs in at 270 pounds of pure muscle. All the bitches want him so bad and it gets quite annoying at times.

He also has multiple boyfriends, for example johnny depp, Michael Jackson, prince Phillip, yuk0, drew and many others…

Yuk0: OMG IS THAT HARRY?!?!😍
Harry: hey shawty 😘
Drew: oh my god he is so handsome! Im going to faint 🤭

hagroinal

sexiest fella to ever exist

pulls all the big titty goth women (real)
270 pounds of pure muscle
gets all the bitches (i have no rizz)

goth woman 1: OH MY GOD IS THAT HAGROINAL #2048?????
goth woman 2: AHHHHH HES SO HOT I WANNA SMASH FR FR
hagroinal: rizzes them both up and secures the bag (real asf)

Owen

Nerd

Owen: the quadratic formula is negative B
Literally everyone: shut the fuck up Owen you little nerd.