Overton

1. A friend who consistently fails to pay their own share for purchases that are made in small or large groups. As a result, everyone else is regularly dicked out of money because they ultimately wind up financing all of said friend's leisure experiences.

2. A cheap ass bitch

Mike: Okay everyone, we all owe $5 for the pizza.
David: Oh man, I forgot . . . I don't have any cash.

Mike: You're such an overton.

Evan: I'll get the first round of drinks. What does everyone want?
David: Scotch. Top shelf. Neat.
. . . 4 drinks later . . .

Evan: Okay David, the next round is on you. It's your turn.

David: Sorry guys, I gotta run. Here is the rest of my PBR. See you next weekend.

Evan: Such a fucking overton.

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