d-lo

1. Pedophile. Soft-face commonly instills a certain trust in children, which is violently ripped away as he punishes their asshole with his bladed dildo strap-on and leather face mask.
2. Trombone player for school harmony group. A suitable environment for pedo-date-rape.

For the love of God, D-lo, get your filthy hands out of that child's anus!

If only D-Lo actually had some real meat in his house, that meat grinder wouldn't seem like such a bad omen. Hey, who turned off the lights?

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