Nusterbation

When you rap your nuts around your buddy's cock and jack them off with your sack.

Note* If your buddy spunks on your sack, it means your totally gay.

I Nusterbated my buddy off and he jizzed all over my wiener. After he licked the jizz off he said, "Wow, Nusterbation is awesome!"

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Muff Crystals

Dried up vaginal juice that can be smoked, eaten, or snorted.

I've got some heady muff crystals, wanna snort 'em?

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