Love

An intense feeling of deep affection. A person or thing that one loves. Feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to (someone).

"I will love you forever Jake."
"Melanie loves Jake most."
"Wow, I love you!"
"I can't believe how intense I'm falling in love with you"
"I love this"

Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.