Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

Love

An intense feeling of deep affection. A person or thing that one loves. Feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to (someone).

"I will love you forever Jake."
"Melanie loves Jake most."
"Wow, I love you!"
"I can't believe how intense I'm falling in love with you"
"I love this"