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Brayden

Ginger. He has red hair and a red can do attitude. He CAN fuck some bitches, but chooses not to because he's to funny for that shit. Instead the bitches fuck him. He is a great pal to have, really funny overall, has no clue about what his friend who may or may not have their name beginning with D is up to, but we don't care. Brayden overall is a cool guy and girls love him, but never the ones that he loves.

If you ever meet a Brayden, dye your hair orange to one up him, he'll feel intimidated and cry.

Dude 1: whos that guy over there fucking my wife
Dude 2: thats just brayden
*sitcom music plays*

by Harmonicaman March 12, 2021

5👍 3👎


rythan

Funny man, black hair, 6ft, big ass cock, girls love him fish hate him.
shit a brick now

Girl 1: i love him
fish: i have him
Girl 2: rythan

by Harmonicaman March 12, 2021


Darien

Amazing person, legit so cool. He has a love for outside of school activities, even when they hurt his own health (scouts). He is an amazing person and if you were to be in a relationship with one it would be the best decision of your life. He loves reading and is a huge nerd, loves competition tho. He is kinda short but that doesn't mean he's any less of a good boyfriend. He normally has dark hair and brown eyes, he never cuts his hair tho so it normally grow into mullet. Hates pick up lines.

boy 1: yo whos that good look guy?
Boy 2: oh thats Darien
boy 1: he must hate pick up lines

by Harmonicaman March 12, 2021

6👍 1👎


Isaac

A man of culture and manliness, he often sports swagger clothes yet has no continuous style. He is a great guy to talk to and will always make you laugh no matter what is going on. He is extremely hot and although being humble has a massive cock, almost 9inch. He has a deep understanding of most games, spending too much time watching theory videos on all of them. He is an extremely creative guy and can think of the wildest shit without breaking a sweat. People say he 'he is an Isaac, he's unique. For his knowledge of D&D, his funniness, his attackyness, his outward personality, his love for his girlfriend, and his hatred for her too.' Also uses way too many pickup lines on certain people, out of spite.

Man1: Is that a 9inch cock?
Man2: Well that's Isaac for you
*sitcom music*
*deranged baboon noises*

by Harmonicaman July 1, 2021


Mutaza

Big cock'n'bAll torture fan

"Mutaza loves cock'n'ball torture"

by Harmonicaman March 12, 2021

6👍 4👎


Cohan

The different ways of spelling Kohan. Often times the cool and calm person amongst the group, he also is overall just a nice person that keeps the group stable. However, when it comes down to things he always manages to find a way to make everyone laugh. Good test scores and scores hella bitches. Somehow there will always be one person that thinks that Cohan is better than everyone, due to his test scores.
Great person, def becomes friends with him.

Girl: Cohan is a great person
Boy: Yes but I want to be better than him, since he always gets good test scores.

by Harmonicaman July 1, 2021