A contagious gay person, when they enter the room everyone becomes attracted to them.
Person 1: Have you seen Henry?!
Person 2: Yeah! He's such a Phagocyt.
When your cat does something g stupid.
Person: Ahh, I stubbed my toe. Damnit Lancaster!
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When you're scissoring a girl and your Bush bangs against hers.
Person 1: Got Bush whacked last night.
Person 2: Noice!