reefer

A cigarette consisting solely of the wicked weed. This, to my understanding, distinguishes it from a 'joint,' which is traditionally rolled with a combination of tobacco and marijuana. However, the american tradition of smot-poking consist mostly of rolling marijuana-only cigarettes, therefore the words 'reefer' and 'joint' are interchangeable.

The word 'reefer' probably comes from sailing terminoligy: when you 'reefer' the sails you narrow them and roll them up, and considering that modern marijuana use originated in the lower class, it's easy to see how a poor deckhand would associate this with the way he rolled his marijuana cigarette.

"Son, do you know why I pulled you over?"
"No, I don't officer."
"Well, it seems there's a reefer behind your ear . . . "

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urination jubilation

A much much much funnier way of saying you need to use the restroom facilites. Can also be used to describe the place itself...like the way the Brits say "I need to do a toilet" and you go to the toilet to do it. Works best when all present are drunk/stupid/already laughing hysterically. Also commonly used: urination celebration

Finish eating your pear, we need to go to the urination jubilation!
*hysterical giggles*
*pear is forgotten*

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Camp Sea Gull

28510 is where it's at. The best camp ever. Girls camp, Camp Seafarer. Camp Sea Gull has the hottest, preppiest boys on the East Coast. Best place in the world.

Best known for;
.lacoste shirts with popped collars
.seagull belt
.knot in swimband
.having at least one pair of rainbows
.being excellent sailors
.sending letters with cologne sprayed
.dancing in the cage to southern music
.trading shorts with seafarer girls on the pier
.being hot and preppy
.never taking off sunglasses, croakies

Sea Gull boy: Hey do you want to dance to this great southern music?

Seafarer girl: Yes of course!

-Later-

Sea Gull boy: Will you be my Susie?

Seafarer girl: Yeah! Will you be my Johnny?

*ties knot in swimband*

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Mustang

1. A wild horse traditionally found in western North America, supposedly descended from the horses brought from Spanish settlers.

2. One of the more effective fighters of the air war in WWII.

3. What's the difference between a Mustang, a Camaro and a Trans-Am? The sheet metal, morons. Anyone who thinks there's a lick of difference between Ford and GM engineering is lying to themselves. Mustangs have always had comparable performance to F-Body's in the same price range/trim level.

To all you ricers complaining about how mustangs don't make a lot of horsepower, their engines are purposefully tuned for TORQUE. Horsepower sells cars, but torque wins races.

"My Camaro is SOOO much faster than that Mustang with the same displacement, torque, horsepower and weight distribution because I'm SOOOOO cool!"

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Hot snake in my rubber

-the process in which a surfer does not wish to get out of the water so he poo poo's in his wet suit.

The waves were too killer bra so I just dropped a hot snake in my rubber

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boneless

When something is completely devoid of any and all flavor. An edible, albeit tasteless substance.

"It tastes really, um… boneless…? It tastes like… Like I'm eating plain oatmeal… It's pretty impressive that you put so many ingredients into a dish and it came out tasting like nothing."

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poopus

Simply put, sphincter.

"Honey, what are you doing? Stay away from the poopus!"

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