Bailed and Whaled

When you leave the party to have sex with a horrendously large partner

Why’d you leave the party so early last night? Oh sorry I bailed and whaled

Zeddiculous

So ridiculous, that it seems magical. Like, from a fantasy novel.

“Did u see that movie with the psychedelic purple dragon flying around doing mushrooms and smoking weed last weekend, Bro?

No way dude, it sounds Zeddiculous though! I’ll have to check it out, real soon!

Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.

Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!