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Teenage Girl

A teenage girl is a girl going through puberty. Sadly puberty gives once a nice 9 year old that plays with her baby dolls all day, a bad name. Pros of teenage girls:
-Some can be nice
-Most are beautiful

Now for the cons:
-They can be mean
-They usually only care for boys and how they look, keyword: usually
-Suicidal when something bad happens
-Emotional, nobody can escape this.
-Some are TikTok girls
-The TikTok girls either use their body for fame, dance, make annoying TikToks about zodiac signs, or they just casually watch TikTok
-Some use the 'I have a boyfriend' excuse to reject you
-Wildly insecure
-Dramatic

Well, they are humans with emotions like you and I. Doesn't mean they are perfect.

Be realistic though, they will become adults soon. If you are a teenage girl reading this, don't label all teenage boys as rapists, or even pigs. A lot of them are just like you. Mainly emotional brats, kidding. Or am I?

Uh oh, Emily went through puberty again! She is a teenage girl.

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022

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Fortnite in real life

The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.

‘where my victory royale’
-Fortnite kid that preformed a Fortnite in real life

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022


Pelican Doritos

1. The act of mixing hot fudge with feces and selling it to homeless people.

2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.

1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."

2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 7, 2022


Turder

Somebody who takes dumps in the worst places, including, but not limited to:

-Dishwashers
-Sinks
-Washers
-Dryers
-Dogbowl
-Fridge
-Freezer
-Cooler
-Fireplace
-Under the couch
-Shelf
-A wrench at Home Depot

"Jimmy is a turder! He did it in my car seat!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 7, 2022


Teenage Little Sister

An annoying, moody, dramatic, little baby. Usually hard to deal with. Wildly insecure, cries far too much, cares only about looks and boys. This newer version of little sister comes with some cons:
-Emotional
-Insecure about everything
-Is 'always' right in there eyes
-Thinks she is ugly although multiple boys have had crushes on her in the span of a year.

You: Hot dog! Carson's sister is sure a teenage Little sister.

Carson: what the (CENSORED) does that even mean

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022


Roblox in Real Life

When a kid plays too much Roblox to the point of thinking parkour is called obbies, and building something is called tycoons. They tend to find people with one leg and a mouth stitched shut attractive. Their are different levels of this Roblox in Real Life,

Level 1 - Adopt Me/Obbies/Tycoons. They think that they can trade their newborn puppy for a lizard. They think that obbies are real, and or parkour is called obbies. They think tycoons exist too.

Level 2 - Bloxburg
They think they can build houses and whatever they want, they think they can get a lot of money for working for two minutes. They tend to destroy their house when they don't like it.

Level 3 - Crazy,
These kids are mad. They think coca cola restores health, they think cheeseburgers are called chez burgers, they cut off their oh and replace it with s pencil. They stitch their mouth shut. They pull out swords and kill people called them noobs. they do all of this.

Level 4 - Absolutely Insane,
They think dating is prohibited, different languages (such as Spanish or Mandarin) are just people speaking in 'tags,' they are convinced that having one leg and no head makes you rich, they think money is called robux, they even beg on the streets for free 'robux,' these kids are clinically insane. Plus they do everything in all the other levels. They even trash talk people for having brown dreads, they call that stuff 'bacon hair.'

Jayden did Roblox in real life level 4 last Tuesday.

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 7, 2022


Allergic to Dairy

After eating some delicious pizza, you get a stomach ache. Suddenly, your britches are brown.

People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022