Someone who took a shit.
Who's the turder who left this mess? Tajba truder!
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When someone has had a major accident in the toilet.
"There's been a TURDER!" This must be said in a broad Scottish accent.
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when someone is really druged up.
when im high i like to say turder
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a bump and or crack in the pavement that is not conducive to safe bike riding.
i almost biffed it when i ran over that turder!!!
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Someone who sits in the left lane moving at the same speed as vehicles to the right.
The turder has traffic completely clogged
Somebody who takes dumps in the worst places, including, but not limited to:
-Dishwashers
-Sinks
-Washers
-Dryers
-Dogbowl
-Fridge
-Freezer
-Cooler
-Fireplace
-Under the couch
-Shelf
-A wrench at Home Depot
"Jimmy is a turder! He did it in my car seat!"
The Turder is when someone takes another person's shit, cooks it until hard, and sucks on it.
At the party, we each had the Turder