Jeep

Small, efficient, 4x4 vehicle weighing in at less than 2500lbs with enough torque to pull a broken Hummer or 1/2-1 ton pickup truck out of a deep mudhole that made the mistake of thinking that they could keep up with a Jeep.
False accusations are commonly made as to the quality of the the vehicle's craftsmanship, or the size of the driver's erect penis. This is usually derived from the sense of insecurity that some experience when Jeeps and their owners appear. Unfortunately, this response does not have any debilitating effect on either the Jeep's performance, or the desire of the opposite sex for the driver's erect penis.
The most commonly recognized Jeep is the wrangler, whose body style is derived from the original Willys Jeep (JK,TJ,YJ,CJ). However there are also many other, equally awesome models.
The Jeep is the longest-running single vehicle model in the US (1942-PRESENT)

24hrs must pass before a person may be considered missing, longer if they own a Jeep.
Jeep. Have fun out there.

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