Heywood Jablome

Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.

Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.

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avrey lincoln

Avrey Lincoln, a straight up savage who everyone wants to be. He gets who ever he wants and is great at every thing that he does

Dude, I wish I was Avrey Lincoln he is sooo cool

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ghetto wok

The cheap, fast, and nasty Chinese-food places found on every block in NYC.

Those chicken wings from the ghetto wok last night gave me the shits.