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Toronto

Pronounced Tah-rahn-no and also known to many as the Big Smoke, T-dot, T.O. and most recently, the 6ix - it is one of the most multicultural cities, if not, the most in the world. Ironically, it lacks an actual culture of its own, due to its atrocious history as the economic centre of "Upper Canada".

The Greater Toronto Area (GTA) stretches out with its urban sprawl like a smelly white anus, the perfect breeding grounds for its cesspool of corrosive inhabitants. It prides itself on being "world class" but is really just an attention seeking and desperate NYC-wannabe. A large percentage of Torontonians are trash in human form and if you're not part of a toxic clique, you're not really from Toronto.

The people you encounter have the attitudes of an asshat, and are embroiled in legal disputes involving, but not limited to, divorce, child custody battles, domestic abuse, allegations related to assault and/or rape, vehicular attacks on crowds of pedestrians, serial killing, etc.

Expect the Instagram celebrities of Toronto to throw chairs off balconies, in the same manner that a loose criminal carries buckets of excrement to spill onto others, or when meth-induced chainsaw-wielding men show up at your Cherry Beach party. Sound familiar, eh?

Contrary to popular belief, the White Devil does exist.

Hoser 1: Toronto is the best city, EVER! It's world class.
Hoser 2: True.
Lesser hoe 1: Yassss!
Greater Hoe 2: Faxxx!

by HateUsCozTheyANUS July 4, 2022