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TeamLinz is a group of high-class individuals. If you join this group you immediately grow 3 feet taller and become 10x more attractive, almost to a fault. This is primarily a women's group, but if you're a guy that wants to join, he would need to have a dick more prominent than the length of a tootsie roll. If you want to join, your name cannot start with "ga" or "ja". You also cannot be bald.
TeamLinz member: I love being part of TeamLinz.
anonymous non-TeamLinz guy: I couldn't join bc I have a little dick.
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You call someone this when they are genuinely ugly or just as a joke, you can say this to your boss, best friend, that one teacher, boyfriend, ex, a Walmart employee, your uncle in jail, my uncle in jail, and your parents. If you wanna go crazy call that person a silly goofy goblin.
mad-e: I'm talking to this guy rn and I think he's ghosting me....i still love him tho
lin-z: he's a Goofy Goblin for that
B.A.L.L.A.T stands for bald and looks like a thumb. Some guys might shave their heads so that they get 0 bitches or to get rid of lice. Guys that have a name starting with J often shave their heads because of lice. Sometimes guys think they can shave away their problems, this is not true.
Girl: ew gross do you see Javi?
Other girl: yeah he's bald and ugglier.
Girl: I bet he had lice.
Other girl: he's B.A.L.L.A.T.
stands for " Wish I were ya gir" something you text or say when you are in a silly goofy mood.
Savannah: I wiwyg reese <3
Reese: I like callie